Who Do These Guys Think They Are?!?!

21 11 2008

I thought this song was fitting for the wanna be pimp

Okay. I am aggravated. First of all, why the hell does this guy think he has a chance to date me?


Is he fucking serious? I was bored today so I checked into my old dating websites. Not that I ever used them that much anyways. I just actually remembered that I had one. And here’s this fucking guy!

“Hi, my name is Ralph. I am 51 years old. I live in a convalescent home not that far from where you are located. I know my dick doesn’t really work anymore, not that you’d actually want that old shriveled mutherfucker if it did, but I was hoping you’d load me up in the wheelchair and wheel me a couple blocks to Picadilly’s. There we could dissect each other and you could see what you could get in the event that my brakes on my wheelchair somehow “mysteriously” give out while I am parked on a hill right above the parking lot of an amusement park. Unless you are already married.” Sorry Ralph. Already married. Should have got me about six months ago. I would’ve been glad to help contribute to the mystery.

Did this guy think he had a chance? I am appalled at the nerve of some people. He told me my lips look kissable. Yuck. I think this will be my new project. Together we will make fun of the poor, most desperate of the desperate on this particular website. This will be awesome.

And while we are on the subject of audacity… Someone asked me to borrow a large amount of money today. And it was not someone I was close to. It really pissed me off that they thought I was that fucking stupid. Yeah, that sounds good. Let me go to work and make a quick three thousand so that we can take care of your shit while mine goes on the backburner. Fuck you. You’d be better off whoring yourself out at a biker bar. People really think I’m dumb. Do I look that fucking stupid? So I did what any normal person would. I refused, told them they were crazy, left, went home, sent them a mean message on myspace, deleted them from my friends list, and blocked them from ever contacting me again.

crazy21Then there’s this guy.

doc13 —Click on that link to see an actual profile of his. And look he’s from my hometown— Memphis! He appears to be some pimp trying to recruit girls. Like I can’t recognize that. It reminds me of a cartoon where Scooby Doo has on a blonde wig and people don’t know its him. It’s not like I just started stripping. Duh. He wishes he could pimp this. Bitch ass. I think just to be a bitch I am going to send him a link to my blog so he can see himself. I mean what are they going to do? Delete my free subscription? Yeah. His profile says, “I like to travel.” I bet you do! “I like to drop hoes off at clubs while I take the night off.” That was what he really meant.

That’s todays blog. I am going to start dedicating myself more to this blog. So check often. And leave some damn comments! This weekend ought to be interesting. Bye bitches.




One response

22 11 2008

That first pic is classic. I mean, it almost looks like he is one of those cult leaders or some crazy shit like that.

And on to the second piece of dating website garbage. First off lets not forget that a pimp is no way shape or form a real man. And to be clear I am talking about the classic form of a pimp, punks that don’t have the balls to go out there and make money through there own hustle, and not by exploiting women, or drug addics (Yes Dealers you are pimps ).

Secondly this guy looks like he has about as much game as someone that was a reject for the road show of deliverance. I am not really worried about him being mad about that last comment, because I am not of the opinion that he would understand what a left handed comment that was.

And as to the person who wanted you to “loan” them $3,000 that makes less sense than the bail out plan for the greedy pigs on wall street that want Washington to bail, greedy fucks. I mean we all know how that would have gone, everything things roses until right around the time they are supposed to pay you back, and then suddenly this fantastic form of humanity, that thought you were their personal ATM, either falls of the face of the earth, or suddenly decides that you gave it to them. I cannot understand for the life of me, why people just cannot go out and handle their business. You keep your head up girl, and be in it to win it and not just to finish.

For the love of all that is holy people, leave some comments yall. This is some classic stuff, everyone else out there, show this girl some love, drop a comment on the page, I cannot do it on my own.

And lastly Alicia, I enjoyed our dinner and dances as well. Take care and we will see you soon.

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