Well, folks the end of the year is quickly approaching. I thought what better way to end the year than to do what I do best… Talk shit.
Observing our society, it’s evident to most that morals are quickly declining. Values and inner compasses fall by the wayside in today’s world. Occurrences on the news that shocked us fifteen years ago barely make us bat an eyelash today.
You may find yourself thinking, “What the fuck does a stripper know about morals?” Believe it or not, I have some.
I don’t steal.
I do lie occassionally. Um… Newsflash: Everyone does. If you say you haven’t you are lying. Sometimes even in casual conversation there are things we just don’t care to divulge, so we tell a little lie. Of course, there are more goal driven lies such as the likely reply to, “Excuse me, is this your twenty on the floor?”
I do not beat animals.
I don’t smoke crack. I would never even try it. Under no circumstance could anyone convince me that smoking crack is going to lead to a good time or otherwise benefit me in some way.
I don’t cheat on my husband.
I wear a seatbelt.
Ever since I stopped stripping, I don’t intentionally manipulate people to get my way.
I don’t assault people. In general, I don’t start shit unless I feel wronged and feel compelled to speak up about it.
I would never think about committing a sexual crime, breaking in someone’s house, or killing anyone, unless it was in self-defense.
In general, I am a good person.
While I realize people’s morals vary for different reasons, there are some things that our society still considers horrendous. Child molestors are not appreciated. Remember… Just because someone hasn’t been caught doing it, doesn’t the potential/possbility does not exist. It amazes me how many I see in the media who are accused of being child molestors. If those are only the people we are catching and that we know about, imagine how many more there are walking around. Sitting by our children at McDonald’s.
People who brutally beat animals for no reason are totally scum of the Earth. What about the women that kill their kids? Is that not the worst betrayal of a child’s love besides molestation? Let’s look at some of these mothers random leg spreaders of 2011. Please note they are in no particular order.
Janelle Evans 
This piece of shit is what you would call a reality television star. I don’t think the term star fits her very well. The word star suggests something is vibrant and shiny. She’s more like a public figure who has been mentored by Casey Anthony. The tv series she appears on is relatively popular. It’s called Teen Mom. What is this series about, you may ask? Teen Mom documents the lives of those who lacked the good common sense at fifteen years old to wear a condom or make sure the asshole that knocked them up had a job. It shows them fighting, struggling financially, and involved in other tear jerking situations. Then they always break down and cry like little pussies. “I didn’t know it was going to be so expensive to move out on my own…” Well, what the fuck did you think, apartments were free? I would think this too, had I grown up in Section 8 most of my life. Janelle didn’t, but I could see hwo someone could have that notion — never having seen anyone pay rent before and all. Almost every comment they make on this show makes me think, “You should have thought about that before you spread your legs.” Let me rephrase that.
Spreading your legs is fun. Sex if fun. Everyone likes it. “You should have thought about that before you decided it couldn’t happen to you.” They are constantly feeling sorry for themselves, mooching off of others, and treating their family like shit. The most pathetic of all these little twats is Janelle Evans. Five time loser.
Janelle voluntarily signed custody of her son over to her mom (which is the smartest thing she probably ever did). Janelle met a homeless man named Keefer. Keefer is around her age and staying here and there, but nevertheless homeless. So anyways, Janelle starts fucking a bum, steals her mom’s credit card, and runs away with this guy. She leaves her son with her mom. She smokes pot all day… Not that there’s anything wrong with that… I just wouldn’t do it while watching toddlers. This boyfriend has no job and has no interest in getting one. I want to punch this girl in the fucking face. Above is Janelle in her mugshot. I think that was when her and Keefer got in trouble for living in someone’s house against their permission. WINNING! Holy fucking yes! Just what I need! To shack up with a bum and start my criminal career while farming my kid out to my mom. There are valid reasons one’s mother should help raise their child. This is not one of them. This bitch is pathetic. She is a complete sociopath, thinking only about herself. She steals from the very hand that helps raise her kid and chooses a man over her child, without fail, every time.
Casey Anthony
I can’t leave the queen bitch out. America was in utter shock and disbelief. We will all remember the day the verdict was released. Hands down the shitty mother of 2011… and 2010, and probably 2009 too, goes to Casey Anthony. Casey Anthony reminds me a lot of a stripper. Not one of the strippers that graduate college. One of the strippers that lives in a hotel and sucks dick in a back alley for crack. Severe daddy issues, loves to party, complete attention whore (evident by her pictures), narcissistic and self centered behavior, and very promiscous from all accounts. I don’t want to leave out the fact that she was a pathological liar and couldn’t tell the truth about what she ate for breakfast. She’s lie to you just for practice or shits and giggles. Imagine how much different her life would be if she would have kept her legs closed and just became a stripper. She knew what she wanted to do, but the kid slowed her down so she killed it. I know many women who stripped and raised kids. Some of them were alcoholics, some straight laced, and some were drug addicts. When I look at it from this standpoint I have to say, at least they didn’t kill them. No matter what their issues were they dealt handled their business. I’m not saying the kids had it made either, but it was sure a step up from being murdered by your own mother.
I am not going to do a roll call because with all the twats here in this world… I would be here all day. One thing I will mention that I find interesting is that there is no law against these people reproducing. I definitely don’t think our freedom of choice should be taken from us, however in cases like these the mothers are allowed to have more children even after proving they couldn’t take care of the first one. Funny, we need a license to drive a car but any retard can pop out a kid. What the fuck is up with that? Anyways… Have a good night. Try not to end up like these assholes on this page.
